KISAH PROPS TIN SUSU

salam, tersebutlah sebuah kisah di mana seorang wanita hamil 34 minggu yang berangan nak buat maternity photoshoot.

pada suatu hari fotografer yang dilantik telah me'whatsapp' beliau supaya menyediakan tin susu utk props shoot seperti gamba di bawah.  dengan penuh minat wanita hamil terbabit mengarahkan husbandnye utk mencari tin susu malangnya gagal.  kemudian beliau bertanyakan hal tin susu kosong terbabit kepada semua kakitangan di dlm premis tempat beliau bekerja tetapi jawapan yang diterima hampa belaka.  jam 5.30ptg seorang kawan memberitahu bahawa beliau ada mengumpul tin susu di rumah.  kegembiraan mula berputik di hati si wanita hamil dan beliau meminta supaya kawannya itu mencari tin susu kosong terbaik dan membersihkannya seterusnya boleh diambil oleh beliau dengan senang lenang tanpa perlu banyak kerja.

jam 5.45ptg, wanita hamil menelefon husbandnya utk memberitahu jadual 'what to do' mereka berdua selepas jam 6.00ptg.  di dalam jadual berkenaan terdapat  menu yg berbaur agak aneh iaitu mengambil tin susu kosong di rumah kawan wanita hamil.  si husband membantah dan mencadangkan supaya menukar menu mengambil tin kosong di rumah kawan kepada membeli susu cair dan brg2 tertentu utk menghasilkan koktel serta si husband telah berjanji utk membersihkan tin susu terbabit sebaik mungkin. wanita hamil yang mendengarkan cadangan itu bersetuju.

setelah pulang dari membeli barang keperluan penghasilan koktel, kerja2 terus disempurnakan seperti yang dijanjikan.

dengan berbekalkan semangat yang jitu, si wanita hamil telah memaksa husbandnya utk membeli pembuka tin kerana khabarnya tiada pembuka tin susu di rumah.  oleh itu pembuka tin susu dibeli oleh husbandnya dengan harga rm3.80.  namun malangnya setelah membuka 2 tin susu, pembuka tin tersebut rosak langsung tidak boleh digunakan dan akhirnya dicampak ke dalam plastik sampah.

namun begitu koktel tetap dapat dihasilkan dan mendapat sambutan hangat di kalangan isi rumah.

setelah tin dibersihkan operasi mendekorasi tin dijalankan.  wanita hamil sekali lagi telah memaksa husbandnya utk menyempurnakan kerja pembuatan lubang pada tin tersebut.

wanita hamil bertungkus lumus mendekorasi tin dan hasilnya 

TADAAAA!!!!!!!!

akhirnya telefon tin yang diusahakan oleh si wanita hamil tidak langsung digunakan utk props shoot beliau kerana fotografer telah menghasilkan telefon tin klasik seperti gambar yang telah dibekalkan oleh fotografer semasa pertanyaan berkenaan tin susu berlangsung.

perasan si wanita hamil???

TAK PELAH, TIN TU NNT BUAT MENAN BABY JE.

sedehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh................

inilah permainan bakal anak beliau.

SEKIAN.

p/s - LAIN KALI BUAT SEPERTI ARAHAN DI DALAM GAMBARAJAH YANG TELAH DIBEKALKAN.  TAK PAYAH PAPANDAI BUAT SNIRI DAN PERASAN COMEL.

Creative Subtle Street Art

Alexey Menschikov is an artist and photographer from Russia. Like most street artists, information on Alexey is sparse. His street art style is simple and subtle, often integrating elements like cracks on the pavement and paint chips on a wall into his work. To see all of this work check Menschikov at the links below.

The Worlds First 3D Printing Pen

Yes that’s right, the world’s first 3D printing pen is about to be developed and funded on kickstarter. It’s a pen that can draw in the air! 3Doodler is the 3D printing pen you can hold in your hand. Lift your imagination off the page!

3Doodler is the world’s first and only 3D Printing Pen. Using ABS plastic (the material used by many 3D printers), 3Doodler draws in the air or on surfaces. It’s compact and easy to use, and requires no software or computers. You just plug it into a power socket and can start drawing anything within minutes. Sounds pretty awesome to us.

How To Read A Woman's Mind

Read a Woman's mind -

Doesn't matter whether she is interested in you, you'll make her interested eventually anyway. But look for these signs to show you whether you're already making progress. It's also fun to look for these signs as a by-stander, either in everyday situations or for example in a bar - when the guy earnestly believes he is being sooo smooth but the woman he is talking to isn't displaying any of the signs presented below, you can't help but have a chuckle about it.

Her lips -

• Big smiles with upper and lower teeth showing with a relaxed face.
• Biting of the lips or showing of the tongue, licking her lips or touching of her front teeth.
• She wets her lips, some women use only a single-lip lick, wetting the upper or lower lip, while others run the tongue around the entire lip area.
• She puts her fingernail between her teeth.
• She protrudes her lips and thrust her brea$ts forward.

Her eyes -

• She gazes in your eyes with deep interest and her pupils are dilated.
• She raises both eyebrows exaggeratedly for a couple of seconds, this is often combined with a smile and some eye contact.
• She winks at you while talking to you or winks at you from a distance.
• While talking to you, she blinks more than usual, fluttering her eyelashes.
• Eyebrows raised and then lowered, then a smile indicates interest in you.

Her hair -

• She pushes her fingers through her hair. This can be one hand movement or more of a stroking motion.
• She twirls her hair around her fingers while she is looking at you.
• She is throwing her hair back off her shoulders.

Her clothing -

• If she is wearing clothes that show her nipples underneath and you notice they are getting perky and erect.
• The hem goes up to expose a little more leg.
• She is fixing, patting or smoothing her outfit to make herself look better.

While she is seated -

• She moves in time to the music, with her eyes on you.
• She starts sitting straight up and her muscles appear to be firm.
• She is sitting with her legs open.
• She sits with her legs crossed in a manner to reveal her thigh.
• Her legs are rubbing against each other.
• Her legs are rubbing against the leg of the table.
• Her crossed leg is pointed towards you or if that same leg is rocking back and forth towards you.

Her hands -

• She exposes the palms of her hand facing you.
• While talking to you, she rests an elbow in the palm of one hand, while holding out her other hand, palm up.
• She rubs her wrists up and down.
• She sits with one hand touching one of her breasts.
• She rubs her chin or touches her cheek. This indicates that she's thinking about you and her relating in some way.
• She is fondling keys, sliding hands up and down a glass, playing with toys or other things on the table.
• She plays with her jewellery, especially with stroking and pulling motions.
• She touches your arm, shoulder, thigh, or hand while talking to you (in case you already haven't started kino yourself, dumbass:).
• She is pretending to look at her watch as you pass her.

Her voice -

• She raises or lowers the volume of her voice to match yours.
• She speeds up or slows down her speaking to match yours.
• She laughs in unison with you.
• In a crowd she speaks only to you and focuses all of her undivided attention on you.

Micellaneous -

• She mirrors your body language and body positions.
• Her skin tone becomes red while being around you.
• She blows smoke straight out from between her lips and toward you.
• She leans over and speaks into her friend's ear, just like in junior high school.
• She is standing with her head cocked slightly at an angle, one foot behind the other, hips slightly thrust forward.
• At a party - every once in a while she seems to appear out of nowhere in your vicinity and if you move to another spot, soon she appears out of nowhere again, you catch her glancing in your general direction (actually, glancing at YOU dummy!, she bumps into you… accidentally, touches you… accidentally etc.

When talking to a girl, these are some of the more important signs to watch for -

• Can you keep conversation going with her?
• Does she react well to kino?
• Does she touch you?
• Does she laugh?

Now I don't have to explain what the answer "yes" to these questions means, do From "Sweep women off their feet...": "All these signs usually tell you that the girl is captivated by your charms. But before you get there, chances are that her body language changes as the discussion progresses. Make sure that you watch her closely and as soon as you get a sign that should be an indication that you are on the right track, keep going in that direction. If the opposite happens, just change the subject and see what happens." The really gorgeous and beautiful girls however very seldom get around to displaying the signs of interest described above. They simply don't have to, as they are used to getting some attention already long before that. With such girls you have to be on a lookout for the initial and thus much more subtle signs of interest. One example of this would be a gorgeous girl simply looking at your face. Obviously people tend to look at what or whom they like to look at. But whereas an average girl first just looks at your face and then progresses into the more overt signs of interest described above, looking at your face from time to time might be the only sign of interest you'll ever get from the most beautiful of girls. So if you think you're not getting any signs of interest from beautiful girls - you are, but you just can't see them well enough yet.

A Man-Made Tropical Island Resort In Germany

Located in Krausnick, Germany, this tropical island retreat is completely artificially constructed and contained in an unusual place. The hotel opened in 2004, offering a beach, lagoon, water slide, restaurants and exotic birds, flora and fauna. It basically has everything you could want from an island resort. Except it's nowhere near an island. Because this warm, beautiful beach surrounded by snow. It's built inside a long-distance cargo hangar on a former Soviet airbase. It's 360 meters long (1181 feet). 210 meters wide (689 feet). And 107 meters tall (351 feet), which is tall enough to enclose the Statue of Liberty.